Not only am I wearing all Tekeli-li here (except for the skin), but I'm sitting on Tekeli-li! Off to the side of the main store, you'll find a furniture emporium, with goodies ranging all the way to this nifty throne with color-changing crystals, and a master/slave setting (if you're into that kind of thing; I'm not -- unless, say, James Marsters or Robert Redford were to be in world some time).
Photo shot at my secret photography studio (evil cackle).